January 2012
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Small talk
You would think that when you know someone for your entire life, and I mean literally since the day you were born, talking to them on the phone would be simple. That has never been the case for me.
I was talking to my sister earlier on the phone and I realized I have no idea what to say during the lulls in the conversation. This is someone with whom I have lived with and had countless...
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“A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be...”
– Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via bookmania)
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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Ohai Eddplant: ME?! PRETTY?! WTF U SMOKIN? →
vondell-swain:
fartwithheadphoneson:
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A while back I was at my local diner (which I am now meaningless mayor of on Foursquare. Woo.) and I was talking to Justin about how this one friend of ours is REALLY gorgeous but doesn’t know it. I was saying how…
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I get distracted more easily than a five year old.
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