“Got Laid Parade”
“Stride of Pride”
“Took Off My Pants Dance”
“Had Fun With the Clit, Time to Split”
(Source: unironic-enthusiast, via tyleroakley)
I’d been riding a downward spiral of tame sexual fetishes for some time, but it wasn’t until I tried spanking that I realised I’d hit bottom.
Got some suite seats.
i feel like the fact that we would all willingly give up wifi to go to hogwarts really says something about how important it is to us
I can relate to this on an emotional level
(Source: jingleblam, via kassie-in-neverland)
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC
I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal.
(Source: aloadofjibberjabber, via tommilsom)
A book you finish reading is not the same book it was before you read it. — David Mitchell, number9dream (via abookblog)
What did I wish for? I wished for good. That’s all. Just good. My wishes became generalized long ago, in childhood; I learned quick the consequence of wishing specific. — The Rememberer by Aimee Bender
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.
If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.
If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.
If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.
If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.
Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists. —
A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
this is one of always reblog kind
(Source: brutereason, via kassie-in-neverland)